Tender Headed

Having a low tolerance for pain, especially when one's hair is being braided.

"I love getting my hair braided but I'm so tender headed that I can barely sit through it."

"My daughter is so tender headed. She cries whenever I braid her hair in the morning."

by Lapin Noir March 15, 2012

Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".

Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

Tenderloined

That wondrous effects of getting hit by Pot.

Dude, after about 30 minutes of grilling on Saturday, Jack and I were completely Tenderloined!

by The Pipe of Destiny January 30, 2009

hose teaser

female based humans who "tease the hose"

FROM THE MOVIE GROWN UPS

High pitched voiced man: I'm from SASKATCHETOOOOON!!!

ladies laugh

Man: HOSE TEASERS

by SaNdMaN2438934 July 13, 2011

teaser trailer

a trailer for a video game or movie that offers little in plot, chracters, actors (in the case of movies) or gameplay (in the case of video games). teaser trailers are usually released about a year and a half to two years before the final product is released.

The Sly 4 teaser trailer did little more than confirm its existence. Good enough for me.

by wpk914 January 17, 2011

Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.

I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Tenterden

A small town filled with coffee and antique shops, which in turn lures in pensioners and hipster-y individuals. Generally quite pleasant but fairly boring for younger people, who typically venture out to Ashford/Maidstone etc. for fast food/shopping/education. People 11-16 who live here likely go to Homewood School, located in the town, and frequently complain about it.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.

Ashford person 1: You want to go to Tenterden?
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....

by therealslimpotato November 18, 2018