Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.

Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”

by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018

Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Temperate

1) to feel "in the middle. You're not extremely happy or sad, in the middle.
2) Moderate, not

1) "What's up?" Nm just boolin, highkey temperate

2) That test was hella hard. I think I failed." "Nah, to me it was kinda temperate"

by Klapping with Kermit September 23, 2016

Temperature Tease

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties

Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.

by j-boss November 8, 2007

temporal locomotive anarchism

A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").

I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.

by Lobbying for Tomorrow May 8, 2010

Temporal displacement

What happens when a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor hits 88mph.

Doc Brown: The temporal displacement happened exactly at 1:21 and zero seconds!

by Operation Health 2.0 May 25, 2016

Temperaturize

The art of keeping a comfortable temperature in a public place such as a restaurant or store.

I am cold! They need to temperaturize this restaurant.

by Tabitha Extra April 22, 2018