On the telly

Slang phrase alluding to a show seen on television. It can refer to something that is watched in person and not on television, such as a fight, a funny accident, or a fun person acting funny.

1. "What are you doing with that stapler? Wow, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around to keep me entertained."

"What can I say? I'm what's 'on the telly.'"

2. "Let's go to High Street and see what's on the telly."

by kero frangipani pants February 5, 2009

Prod.Telly

The best producer to touch anywhere near the molecules of earth, he is Jesus’s incarnation , he’s the best beat maker anyone has ever seen.

Me: Have you listened to Prod.Telly beats?

Random🤡: no

Me: what are you doing with your life…

by Swervojayo October 7, 2021

tally telly

Television broadcasted game results

Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011

bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree

Girl you have one big bush telly going on there

by Coozba August 17, 2017

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021