Teetees

n. teeh-teeh-z.

A cuter way of saying titties!... and a less gross way.

Yay! Boobs for everyone!

Guy 1: "YO! BITCH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GODDAMMIT, PICK UP YOUR DOG'S FRIGGEN POO!"

Guy 2: "Uh, excuse me. Calm yo teetees!

Guy 1: "Alright."

by poopy bunghole March 25, 2009

Teeter Totter

When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.

by zbmen April 13, 2010

Teeterheckle

Something that is a teeterheckle is almost like something being a pickle. A teeterheckle is a situation you would like to avoid because of disgusting reasons.

Dad is making liver tonight. Smells like he burnt it really bad.

Again? Well ain't that a teeterheckle.

by c0dester July 6, 2010

Dangling Tweeters

1. Testicles

Dang! Bob's dangling tweeters are HUGE!!!

by Aqueas December 2, 2003

Texarkana teeter totter

When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.

Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!

by Txk717 December 19, 2017

tweeters

someone tweeting there every act and movement during there day

today garrison bumstead of bumsteads bicycles tweeted that he was shitting and then he wiped his ass therefore "tweeters"

by shagahoe October 25, 2009

Teeter

A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis

Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy?
Girl 2: yeah, but we broke up because he's only 4 inches
Girl 1: damn, he's a teeter

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015