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Teets

New Zealand slang. Popular in the East Coast. Sometimes spelt as teats. It’s used to describe someone/something as being useless; boring; pathetic; underwhelming; inconvenient etc. It is essentially used to characterise a person or object and sometimes a situation as having a negative trait.
“Don’t be a teets c*nt, just come out with the boys.”

“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”

“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on Maria?”

“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to sober drive.”
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Teet

Stop sending me yo streaks and send me yo teets
by Hjirt March 14, 2022
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Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!
by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021
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Fickely teet

The reaction when your feet are tickled
Omg you have fickely teet
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Teets Daleets

Basically this phrase can be used at anytime, when you see some thing funny happen you say "teets daleets" to your buddy.
yo..... teets daleets!!!
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teet

My favorite melvins song is teet
by scoff55 November 26, 2024
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Teet Yeet

"TEET YEET TIME!!!!!!!!!"
by murder :D December 9, 2024
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