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Teacher

A person who doesn't get respected in the real world so he resorts to making kids lives miserable. They get paid NOT to kill you. They think their job is so wonderful, so pristine, and holy that they raise themselves up to be gods. When in reality, they are a civil service worker that takes more college credits. You are not the best at something if you can teach it, that just means you can talk to yourself, as a split-personality, immature kid.
by .:GYOT:. October 19, 2011
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The Teacher

When a girl who is wearing glasses is giving you a blow job and you cum on her face, glasses.
I made Katy The Teacher last night.
by BabyMoon January 14, 2012
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Teacher

Someone who tricks you into thinking you're going to have fun,really they are just trying to change your personality.
The art students were very introverted,unlike the teacher,so she tried to make conversation with them,instead of letting them get on with their artwork.
by SomeoneNew October 30, 2011
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Teachers

There are many types of teachers:

1. Good: Straight, Smart and Fun, Not Hurting Students in Any Way, Helps Greatly!!!

2. Okay

3. Bad: Ones that treat you POORLY, ones that looks like crap, ones that stare at you and then look away, "pen--" heads, Ones that tell you to be quiet for no reason, Ones that put you somewhere else for no reason especially detentions, Ones that hate you for no good reason, Idiots that are very gay, racist, a-holes, not fun, very hard workers that get pisses, dictators, ones that want to shock you like a Goblin-Witch!!!

Students may have mostly bad teachers in their whole life, OTHERS THINK ABOUT TAKING OVER SCHOOL SO THEY WON'T DIE AND ESTABLISHING A RULE AGAINST BAD TEACHERS and I MEAN WHEN THEY GROW OLDER, others may not care, and others have the best teachers, and and others think ABOUT going Ninja-Style and Get Every TEACHER POSSIBLE that is bad, and others want to go to the best place in the world and have a very good time...
Did I mention that some teachers heads get wet from their head when they're very pissed and they have to clean off they're heads.

And some teachers can eat a whole horse, literally, and act like dictators. And some students might hunt them down like a Native American to a buffalo when they grow up!
by df gh December 1, 2009
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Teacher

A state employee who, as such, doesn't know what real work is and complains about getting paid $40,000-$110,000 with a pension to work part time for 8 months of the year.
Teacher: Teachers don't get paid enough. We need more money or your kids will all end up garbage men

Tax payer: You get paid more than my wife and I combined to "grade papers" and drink coffee from 8 AM to 1:30 PM with a 2 hour lunch, last year they raised our property taxes to build an addition to the teacher's lounge, and every day my kids come home dumber
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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Teacher

Someone who hates Wikipedia because anyone can put their own definition for something, but uses the urban dictionary, even though anyone can put their own definition.
Dude, my teacher always makes me find a new site for my essay when she finds out I used Wikipedia, but yesterday she used the urban dictionary to look up oofergang, and ignored the top definition.
by Icywarhammer50 December 9, 2018
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Teacher

They can be nice or mean. You can have a favorite. And that teacher is the best
by Awesome Person55 October 5, 2016
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