Definitions by Non_existent_to_u

Beautiful

1. You, the person reading this. whoever tf hurt your feelings and said you looked weird or ugly can suck someone’s dick, because I think you are beautiful and amazing.

“You are beautiful. Don’t let anyone change that.”

Beautiful by Non_existent_to_u June 18, 2021

Teacher 

A demonic bitch that Jake probably fucked at 2am to get good grades

Jake: “my teacher is a demonic bitch”

😳

Teacher by Non_existent_to_u June 17, 2021

Lil Nas X 

1. A man who once lived in a holy place called montero
2. A man who danced on daddy Satan 😩😩😩

Lil Nas X my beloved.

Lil Nas X by Non_existent_to_u June 17, 2021

Hoe 

1. A Garden tool
2. Your sister
3. Your mom

“I said whoever threw that paper, ya mind a hoe”

Hoe by Non_existent_to_u June 17, 2021

uadb 

uadb means: you’re a dumb bitch. So if you’re talking to somebody and you say something that literally nobody gives a single flying FUCK ABOUT, this is what they’ll say.

Michelle: “omg jakeyy! I just got hit on by another dude!
Jake: “you know what? uadb.”

uadb by Non_existent_to_u June 16, 2021