Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

No-Fault Teleportation

The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.

Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).

by supermagic8ball May 18, 2021

teleporno

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Man! That was some rad teleporno!

by GUIVHHIFOHGID August 17, 2017

telepornesis

Teleporting objects with your mind. This word originated from my wife. She said she wished she could teleport us home with her mind.

I want to use my telepornesis to avoid my drive to the store.

by L&A2017 March 20, 2021