tater feet

Used to describe a person with a horrendous body, usually a woman that resembles a potato spud with feet and has a back like a hardworking man!
Her shape is terrible she looks like a "tater feet", she should wear a mu mu at all times!
by BunnyAC December 26, 2010
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Tater top

A small guy gay who is a top
He is small he must be bottom, no he is a tater top!
by Kj85 May 13, 2022
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Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.
"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"
by Chris Graymitt June 13, 2007
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Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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tater hole

tater hole someone who is an asshole a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone an asshole when using naughty language is not appropriate
my teachers scolded me in front of the whole class for messing up what a no good for nothing tater hole
by littlejimmie June 12, 2019
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tater ridge

Dirt in the neck creases of baby or child
The baby has tater ridges, he needs a bath.
by tater ridge May 20, 2014
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Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.
Damn! Who let that tater toot?!
by Bob Tate September 05, 2017
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