taser

a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.

After I stretched her out with the shocker, I surprised her by administering the taser with both hands.

by Madison J October 18, 2003

taiper

French word for getting drunk wich bunch of friend... you can pronounce it taypay.

Hey we will get totaly taiper tonight.

In french : On staipe la face a soir... on netai ben trop taiper...etc

by ganjarous August 6, 2008

tasery

the action of tasing

Tom Jones did not calm down so he resulted in tasery to subdue Steven Seagal.

by Tasery December 2, 2010

The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

Tasering

Calling someone out for Loxing, or believing their non-ability to do anything is worthwhile.

I had to spend the day tasering to the class that their internet surfing in the computer lab did not help them ace the mid-term.

by Rad Corruptor September 17, 2006

Taser Taser Taser

When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone

“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”

by DoopyBlerp April 22, 2021

taser

hump people for phun

i taser

by poopy man September 27, 2003