Tafton

A fun guy who loves to run and scream randomly. He is the kind of guy thats afraid to fall in love. He will play you hard and try to be friends after he’s caring underneath the surface and his family and friends love him

Emily: Tafton is such a great person
Greg:yes he is!!

by haberjaber November 30, 2019

Taft dat ass

When you’re trying to have sex in a bathtub and end up getting stuck because you’re too old and your bathtub is too small.

I knew better than to have marital relations in such a precarious position. He said he wanted to “tap dat ass,” but after getting stuck, it was more like “taft dat ass.”

by Adagiomega November 22, 2020

tatherine

Tatherine is goofy, a person who can be there to talk to is very real and caring that's her

Tatherine is amazing

by Ggsauce January 20, 2021

Tafting

The act of slapping your lips together when eating.

Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!

by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021

taft

a bullshit place in connecticut overrun by a bunch of piss-drinking, unshowered, inbred wasp taints.

nick fessenden is taft's coolest student.

by the one who knows March 5, 2004

Tafter

the time in which the penis enters the vaginal arena.

its tafter time

by Yiyah December 30, 2009

baynard taft

one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"

make sure you wear 2 condoms for that one, he is a baynard taft.

by Nunya January 5, 2005