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Tacoma Tongue Job

When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.
I made the bitch give me a Tacoma Tongue Job and she loved it.
by Tant Lover November 11, 2006
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tacoma

Guy 1: "Dude don't tacoma me"
Guy 2: "Your testicles are in my sight
by jimmykabob April 8, 2013
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tacomaster

The master of Tacos. Creater of all the worlds best Tacos. Lord of all Mexican food.
person 1: "Sweet Jesus this is the best taco I have ever had!"
person 2: "I know, too bad that the Tacomaster played too much WoW and now earns his living as a cook for his corner buisness that only makes an income from the hookers that buy the food across the street...."
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tackawackarapa

An ancient tribe that was founded by a number of Arabic half-casts including Ahmed and Ezzah (Arabic version of Adam and Eve). Famous for their ancient tribal methods such as the jew net and the Carwyn Spear the Tackawackarapa tribe have been around before dinosaurs, the last ice age and even Ben Vlismas. Unfortunately one of the founder members Carwyn escaped to Western civilisation in a jew car to live amongst the likes of Elaine and Dan George. He then hired his trustworthy sidekick Azamat to hunt for jew prey. Hearing that Carwyn had betrayed the founder members he was sentenced to death by dangerous driving. Thus the Tackawackarapa tribe lives on with it's new founder member Rhydian Bell
OMFG What is Carwyn doing with that jew net in the common room. Ancient Tackawackarapa tribal methods.
by dobbin252 January 14, 2008
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Tacoma Aroma

The act of releasing flatulence into a vagina. Allowing the gas to be held. And later released in front of the face of the person who released the flatulence.
"Yep, shes one nasty freak! We did the Tacoma Aroma last night. Tonight I'll show her the Cleveland Steamer!"
by The Taco Bell Guy From Tacoma January 12, 2010
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tacoma park

A town in Maryland where the well- off, Caucasian youth view themselves as "gangsta'"
They can be often be heard referring to their town as a gang, using phrases such as "TKPK 4 life" to imply life long unity.
Cool person 1: Mark "the flounder" goodman is such a mofo, he is from tacoma park.
Cool person 2: TKPK FOR LIFE!
by Good sumeritan April 12, 2009
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Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.
Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.
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