Shitfacebook

Writing and regretting what you write on facebook while drunky.

The hangover intensified after I remembered shitfacebooking last night before I vomited.

by Bfjerky May 9, 2009

Dirty shitface

When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.

Did you hear that Katie got Dirty shitfaced by Tom?

by I am the Nacho man April 13, 2009

shitfaced virginity

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

by zsdfzf May 9, 2005

Shitfuck

1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.

1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!

by rodney kipps June 12, 2011

Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

shitfucker

Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.

Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.

by dana008 April 25, 2006

shitfanned

The state of being hit by the proverbial shit after it hits the fan. Taking the blame for a big time fuck up.

The CIA is getting shitfanned by the media over those torture tapes it destroyed.

by ozraven January 4, 2008