Sweeving

Swerving and weeving mixed together in one act of motion.

Do you know why I pulled you over tonight sir said the officer. "No what did I do said the driver." You where SWEEVING all through traffic.

by Randy Pike May 21, 2008

Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.

*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.

by travmagi December 14, 2019

seeing other people

1: Cheating on.

Girl: Well you know... I've been seeing other people-

Boy: fuck off you slut

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

Seeing eye dogged

When a girl acts like a seeing eye dog with a guy.

The girl walked a guy around the bar all night long like she was a seeing eye dog then left his ass @ the bar. That guy was seeing eye dogged.

by TheGuy!!!!! September 3, 2006

seeing the matrix

(1)A moment in which a person does something normally considered difficult in an uncanny way that may seem superhuman in effect.

(2)When it seems as if the person sees the 1's and 0's of the world.

(3)Someone who is perfect at something.

(1)I swear, Criss Angel can see the matrix!

(2)Did you see how he was dodgin' them puches? It was like he was seeing the matrix.

(3)Micheal Jordan can see the matrix in basketball.

by tbearnskwerl May 22, 2007

Seeing

I can’t see what I’m typing,
Poop turtle poop yeet whole my anus black

Seeing is blind

by I like to yeet.... October 29, 2019