any place that smells particularly bad. root from the smells of gas stations on the swedish-norwegian border.
by mrs. sketch May 17, 2010
Person #1: - Hey you are probably a perverted jew, in Sweden we have enought trouble. Go back to Israel and suck a camel will you?
Person #2: - You like to join? Dont pretend your not jewish, i saw you are the synagogue last week, screwing my brother.
Person #1: Ok, i have to admit it then since we might be family soon!
Person #2: Join us then, social democrat (Sweden) party rules! We truley fuck the people in the ass.
Person #1: Swedish people that is!
Person #2: - You like to join? Dont pretend your not jewish, i saw you are the synagogue last week, screwing my brother.
Person #1: Ok, i have to admit it then since we might be family soon!
Person #2: Join us then, social democrat (Sweden) party rules! We truley fuck the people in the ass.
Person #1: Swedish people that is!
by Moderat April 8, 2009
Shit people take way too seriously.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
Finn 1: Wanna hear a Finland-Sweden rivalry joke?
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by amy luu collis April 14, 2011
by BobTehMufin November 7, 2010
by Svart Krig January 15, 2005
by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021
Bit of a crackhead. Can be funny at times. Sometimes a bit annoying. For unknown reasons, has a bird costume in his wardrobe. Never been questioned. One time, he actually pulled girls using the costume on Omegle.
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
"Hey did you hear from Milo From Sweden today?"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
by 2 Concerned Guardians August 14, 2021