Sunday afternoon

The time of the long dark teatime of the soul.

In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about 2:55, when you know you've taken all the baths that you can usefully take that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the newspaper you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.

by James Sheldon December 28, 2005

screwed six ways till sunday

When things are messed up in every possible way, it is screwed six ways till Sunday. Even on Sunday, you might not find relief.

Man, Jake told Michelle he saw her fiance's profile and picture on adultfreindfinder.com. Jeff is screwed six ways till Sunday. She's going to lop off his balls.

by Carl Otto January 1, 2008

lazy sunday blaze

when you and your friends don't have anything to do, so you just sit around all day and toke up. one of the most chill smoke sesh's you could possibly have.

friend 1 - Dude you wanna do anything today?
friend 2 - Nah man i'm still hungover from last night, let's go to your house and hang out.
friend 1 - Lazy Sunday Blaze?
friend 2 - helll yaaaa

by koreanmilkman December 21, 2009

any given sunday

No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team. Coined by Bert Bell.

The Lions are 0-15, but next week, you know, any given sunday

by Job 3:16 December 24, 2008

Sunday Night Blues

A thought that only crosses your mind on Sunday nights. A feeling of dismay, anger, helplessness, butterflies,and overall depression to the thought of attending work/and or school the next day-Monday.

There is no true cure for the Sunday Night Blues.

by Jakabones January 21, 2006

sunday beer

The beer you drink on Sundays that doesn't remind you how much you drank on friday and saturday. Usually is a beer that is flavored with lime or another citrus.

I drank so much at our kickball game saturday I need some Sunday Beer to watch the football game.

by DDeno February 18, 2009

goldstar sunday

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times

Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.

by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020