by poophead July 16, 2003
I was gonna tap that girl, but when I got her panties off, there were racing stripes. I just let her go down instead.
by Anonymous February 20, 2003
Bart: I got stretch marks on my ass from doing crazy squats at the gym.
Lisa: You've got tiger stripes! owned
Lisa: You've got tiger stripes! owned
by SwagNinja July 21, 2012
A male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, retarded, a multitude of identically accessorized friends, and a glass of Diet Red Bull and overpriced vodka.
Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:
1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.
2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"
3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.
4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"
5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.
6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties
Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:
1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.
2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"
3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.
4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"
5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.
6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties
Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Bartender: "Last call!"
Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"
Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"
Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
by Victorius L.I.U. April 10, 2007
The stripe of water and road dirt that appears on your back when riding a bicycle in the rain without fenders.
by beej55 May 28, 2008
The greatest rock duo of all time. Vocals, guitar, mandolin, and various other instruments by eccentric frontman Jack White. Drums, tambourine, and vocals by the shy Meg White - who many believe is a untalented drummer for her use of simple and innocent beats, although this is very untrue. Known for their oddness, black/white/red color scheme, and amazing music. It is believed by some they are brother/sister, but they were ex-husband and wife. They were married, but now divorced refer to eachother as siblings. Often refered to as "freaks" or "weirdos". If this is true, they are the coolest freaks I have ever seen.
Idiotic person: The White Stripes suck! They are so weird!
Me: No, you are just incapible of appreciating real music and real talent. Go listen to your Soulja Boy and Jonas Brothers and get a life.
Idiotic person: Whatever!
Me: *paints black circles around eyes*
Me: No, you are just incapible of appreciating real music and real talent. Go listen to your Soulja Boy and Jonas Brothers and get a life.
Idiotic person: Whatever!
Me: *paints black circles around eyes*
by BabiesAreTheNewBlack February 01, 2008
When you're getting road head and she spits your load out the window creating a long streak of cum on the side of your car
by evancroberts November 20, 2019