Strategic Unloading

The act of shitting yourself violently at the Home Depot showcase toilets.

Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.

by houndeye22 January 15, 2020

Mr. Strategic

nickname from Nikki Haley’s niece Pallavi Mohun-Patel for Jordan Thomas Cooper

Mr. Strategic’s jeep was jumped on by Pallavi so he would not leave her apartment complex similar to what Michael Jordan’s ex-wife Juanita did.

by Coop Dupe January 31, 2020

Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

tower of strategic mechanics

A sc tower in ring 6 of jtoh.

Tower too easy? Embrace gbj!

I just fell in Tower of Strategic Mechanics f6 gbj and fricking died
Epic

by gitilivy February 25, 2023

strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.

Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.

by Sir funk face October 22, 2023

Strategic Stratege

A genius, unorthodox strategy, typically used to bamboozle an enemy in combat. Can also be used as a general term for a smart plan.

Well he's bloody gone and done it, he's pulled out a strategic stratege!

by pareppa July 15, 2021

strategic

the process of patient planning to get into those panties.

I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.

by always hopeful August 20, 2021