strategic

the process of patient planning to get into those panties.

I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.

by always hopeful August 20, 2021

strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.

Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

by DontTellEric June 28, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Overwatch Strategic Intelligence

Word: Overwatch Strategic Intelligence (OSI):

Definition: A group of edgy teenagers and a 26 year old man with wife and kids on Roblox who think they are law enforcement, and start threatening people when somebody insults them, usually by throwing hissy fits like the 5 year old who was rejected chocolate.

"We are Overwatch Strategic Intelligence, we're going to doxx you now."

by Duncan Macokinner July 17, 2024

Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.

Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.

by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022

Strategic Throw-up

When you are at a party, and you cant drink anymore, but its still early - so you do a strategic throw up - throwing up, to make room for more.

"Dude, are you alright? Did you just throw up?"
"It was a strategic throw-up - now we can drink more!"

by splashiie April 28, 2017

strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.

Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.

by Sir funk face October 22, 2023