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STEM Child

These are the unfortunate children born with slightly brighter minds than most, And the unfortunate off-spring of STEM Parents. While most people who do go into STEM fields are quite successful, it is simply not the case with these poor souls. These children are naturally fairly bright and often surpass normal levels of intelligence and comprehension for their age, but as they age they grow into their intelligence, They are no longer exceptionally intelligent children, they're now above average teens and adults. After likely being shipped off to some STEM School or Advanced School of Insert Generic Scientific Term as a child they begin to struggle and fall behind, The work being provided is not the same easy amount of manageable assignments as before in their normal schools back when they still had friends and relationships. The transition has hurt them, and they are hurting on the inside. Their STEM Parents remain totally oblivious to this and continue to slobber over How their children are going to be so wildly successful and brilliant when they go to some University or collage and study Some advanced science crap or some sort of NASA related thing for 4+ years. This continues on until the Child goes mad, Moves out and attempts to live a normal live free from dictation, Or somehow manages to live up to their parents in a painful existence.
Mike: Did you see that kid over there, He looked really stressed.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.
by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021
mugGet the STEM Childmug.

stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.
Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".
by jillo1978 March 12, 2017
mugGet the stem windedmug.

Valley Stem

A branch of mcctc where kids love to do naughty things,they also live juuling and taking memes to far, their favorite subject is suspension
by joemama723 December 6, 2019
mugGet the Valley Stemmug.

stem-tar

a tall and lengthy humanoid who indefinitely resembles a beaver. completely useless toward the development of society. a nickname for "stephen".
mykayla: so natalie, i heard your into beavers.

natalie: oh you mean stem-tar? yea hes pretty scrumdidillyumtious.

mykayla: hokay, you keep telling yourself that.
by sugarlesshigh November 15, 2010
mugGet the stem-tarmug.

stem puffer

My girlfriend knows how to suck my dick right she's a great stem puffer.
by leaffan November 5, 2005
mugGet the stem puffermug.

Cherry stem

The annoying, seemingly endless stream of baggage and woes that comes firmly attached to most virgins
Dude, go for someone more experienced, all virgins come with a cherry stem.
by I am Jack October 21, 2010
mugGet the Cherry stemmug.

pale stems

Andy: Drop them britches, boy and let me see them pale stems.
Shia: Yeah... How about no...
by dannydunlop January 20, 2009
mugGet the pale stemsmug.

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