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Spokane Rising Tide

A small group of Communists based in Spokane, Wa. and led by a mentally deranged former state worker. Spokane Rising Tide is Anti-Constitution and believe that more & bigger government is the answer to all the world's problems and that serfs like you and I should pay for their cronies to rule over us like lords.
I passed a group of the R-tards from Spokane Rising Tide and they are protesting police brutality and gun control all at one demonstration, so they are saying that the police are bad, and only the police should have guns. This is what happens when cousins marry and have children.
by Patriot509 June 12, 2018
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Spokat

I like my spokat.
by Andiz April 21, 2010
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Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
by Bobby Smith Rules1 September 8, 2013
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spokane

The second largest city in Washington State,has it's middle upper class neighborhoods like the Southill and the more lower class neighborhoods like West Central or Hillyard. Known for meth and prostitution in some areas. Has a 100 acre park park downtown and held expo'74. There is a lot of white trash and alot of wiggers, but has most of their black people around downtown.First thing you'll notice might be all the homeless people, that care more about meth than money. Not that bad of a city if you like the outdoors or if your just looking for weed. I might move back next week to meet up with my old 18th street homies
UPPERCLASS GUY: Spokane is very nice, I love the parks and I don't run into them dirty theiving negroes much up on the southill.

HOMELESS GUY DOWNTOWN: Man nigga, Fuck spokane
by P. Rodriguez May 10, 2006
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Srikanth

A Srikanth is a bookworm who hates sports and physical activities and loves working with the computer
and incedentally turns out to be a boy.
He is such a Srikanth, always reading, computing and never playing with us.
by Ramakrishnan Srikanth October 21, 2005
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spokanite

a person that comes from Spokane, Washington.
He is a spokanite, and that explanes it!
by Patrick C Miller December 8, 2005
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Spokane

Second largest city in Washington, behind Seattle. Like all middle children, it harbors a resentment of the eldest while simultaneously trying to be exactly like it and failing miserably. As such, Spokane tries to present itself as a more quaint, provincial version of Seattle, except that it has no culture and only five or six minorities on a good day.

Spokane is a good place to go if you would like to be shot by the police. The incompetent boobs who run the department specialize in firing upon minors, beating retarded janitors to death and ticketing old men with canes for jaywalking. But that's only because they are incredibly efficient at their jobs and have virtually shut down all crime in the city.

Wait, what? No, Spokane is also the meth capital of the world, and the police department's attempts at reversing this trend add up to...let's see...eight hundred divided by seven times six to the third, carry the one...EPIC FAIL.

Good jobs are impossible to find, here. There are "good outdoor activities" nearby, but all that really does is attract rich white kids to camp their asses on the South Hill and drink shitty canned beer while waiting for the next "good powder, man."

In short, Spokane is a nest of greasy rats breeding in a big, ugly valley with a serious air pollution problem. I hope it explodes.
Young Person: Pardon me, officer, but could you direct me to the railway station?

Policeman: HE'S HOSTILE! OPEN FIRE!

Meth Dealer No.1: Is the coast clear to transfer this massive amount of crystal methamphetamine to a storage facility in broad daylight?

Meth Dealer No.2: Oh, yes, quite. The police are ticketing jaywalkers again today.

Meth Dealer No.3: I love Spokane.
by Antisthenes October 26, 2008
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