Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squirly Shit

Under cover, suspicious activity

There's some squirly shit goin on around here

by happy425 July 21, 2009

squirbit

It's the offspring of a squirrel and a rabbit

Those pesky squirbits ate all my carrots!

by Geniva jones November 8, 2013

squirmin

a movement a woman does when she is not enjoying sexual interactions; often mistaken as a good thing

girl you squirmin for me? mmhmm

by lilsquirminmama March 12, 2017

squirkel

Squirkel-A square or rectangle with rounded corners.

The teacher drew a squirkel on the board.

by Katie723005 January 19, 2018

text squirm

The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!

Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.

by rickebabe November 13, 2013

Fin Squire

An absolutely amazing, stunning and beautiful individual; literally the best there is.

Woah, Fin Squire is fucking breathtaking.

by yougetthat May 26, 2020