A squib is a pill that is activated by mountain dew and deactivated by code red mountain dew. When activated it will tell you what to do to be more chill
They make you go crazy. It made me set a fire.
They make you go crazy. It made me set a fire.
by Rich The Bi Queen March 6, 2019

What my dad nicknamed me, apparently it’s based of squidward (when i was younger i would touch everything almost like i had 8 arms)
by sugardaddysquibs November 23, 2019

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.
by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.
by Sig63 April 8, 2020

by Livelylife December 16, 2021

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.
by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

"Bro lets squib off our squibs because urban dictionary wont publish our definition and it makes us sad bro"
by Thewarfalcon May 12, 2016
