Squib

A squib is a pill that is activated by mountain dew and deactivated by code red mountain dew. When activated it will tell you what to do to be more chill
They make you go crazy. It made me set a fire.

"Yo, my squib made me almost kill everyone."

by Rich The Bi Queen March 6, 2019

Squibs

What my dad nicknamed me, apparently it’s based of squidward (when i was younger i would touch everything almost like i had 8 arms)

Dad: hey squibs can you get the washing out the dryer
me: *gets washing out the dryer*

by sugardaddysquibs November 23, 2019

squib

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.

"Do I have a squib in my eye?"
"Are there any squibs?" *points to eyes*

by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Squib

(Sounds like squeeb) Slang for fireworks

Wow look at those squibs

by Livelylife December 16, 2021

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

Squib

A vape, or the act of vaping itself

"Bro lets squib off our squibs because urban dictionary wont publish our definition and it makes us sad bro"

by Thewarfalcon May 12, 2016