1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
Get the squeegee headed penis leechmug. The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019
Get the Burrito Squeegeemug. Usually a man who is a tattle tale, or goes out of their way to get other people in trouble, even at the expense of setting them up to do it.
by Shell -Shell August 19, 2018
Get the Squeegemug. The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
Get the squeegee methodmug. by operasinger69 February 17, 2022
Get the squeegeemug. A little annoying man . A man who is small and thinks he is better than everyone else .He is a pathetic loser .
Look at him trying to be bigger and better . Omg, he is so annoying . What a pathetic little man . He is such a squeegee !!!!
by Rita86 January 25, 2019
Get the Squeegeemug. The act of a man ejaculating on a woman’s midsection and having the woman squeegee the cum into her vagina with the intention of getting pregnant.
by Wordsmith19783 September 25, 2022
Get the Atikokan Squeegeemug.