squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe May 30, 2005

Street Squeegee

A low rider car that almost touches the ground

Hey man, your car is a total street squeegee!

by Momknowsall January 07, 2019

squeeg or die

A group chat consisting of young individuals that think they are “vape gods”

Have you seen the new post in squeeg or die?

by @_••_@ November 20, 2017

Atikokan Squeegee

The act of a man ejaculating on a woman’s midsection and having the woman squeegee the cum into her vagina with the intention of getting pregnant.

Yo Bro you have a kid now? Ya bro I banged this chick and she did the Atikokan Squeegee.

by Wordsmith19783 September 25, 2022

shower squeegee

The sponge like object you use in the shower too wash your body with.....

My girlfriend and I share my shower squeegee, to wash each other in the shower.

by T&B...143...F&A... July 22, 2024

Squeeg

A man who likes giving and receiving anal sex.

I thought I was a twink, but it turns out I'm actually more of a squeeg.

by CY-Hammer January 11, 2025

Hot Squeegee

When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.

“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”

by Shnizz Bizzler March 02, 2022