squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

Squeegee

A bum ass nigga who leeches and takes everyones leftovers

Originated from - Chris , c hise, big flar HN

"that nigga cj is a worthless bum who has nothing in life, he's also a Squeegee half assed slob of a man"

by CJsabum November 16, 2025

Squeegee Boys

Having a bye week in fantasy football. Too easy.

I played The Squeegee Boys this week and got that free W, son!

by Night Night 1013 November 6, 2020

Luigi Squeegee

/luˈi.d͡ʒi ˈskwi d͡ʒi:/ Noun. Another term for a mustache, especially in reference to oral sex.

My female sexual partner loves how my Luigi Squeegee wipes her vagina clean during oral sex.

by theinnocenthostage June 2, 2025

Squeege

Someone who's really annoying, like the sound of your windshield wipers quickly squeeging in a heavy rain.

That dudes a squeege bro.
Don't mind her, she's the squeegest.
Nothing but squeeges as far as the eye can see.

by Snack Jackal March 29, 2024

Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other

Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!

by Libbyjo January 25, 2019

squeegee

When you shart out your dick

John-"I was trying to fart but I squeegee'd"
James-"Ew"

by anonymous December 11, 2020