Term coined to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, intentionally ignorant and - most importantly - squeaky of voice. So squeaky, in fact, you can probably hear them several rooms away (or they're so annoying, you'd CLAIM to anyway).
"Oh, God, not Squeaky McSqueakers again! He/She really makes me just wanna...ARGH!"
A variant of the Eiffel Tower, instead of high fiving over the bitch, you both roll in opposite directions causing her to flip onto her back, after which you alternate thrusts, much like you alternate moving on a seesaw.
Our teacher was such a TILF, me and my friend absolutely had to bend her over and give her a squeaky seesaw in the middle of class.
When you are doing a girl doggy, and when she starts to cum and you punch her in the kidney and she 'squeaks' like a dolphin while you crest your bigO. Usually followed by a Dirty Sanchez for good measure.
For Melinda and my first time, I waited till was cumming and then gave her a squeaky dolphin; and to make it even more special, i gave her a side of dirty sanchez. We don't date anymore and the doctor says i can go to solid food next week after i get my jaw unwired from her donkey punch.
When a chick leaves a tampon in during any activity that results in an orgasm, usuallyresulting in a sqeak caused by the escaping of the air that built up during the arousal process.
Related to flogging the dolphin... Squeeky Dolphin refers to a number of situations where your " dolphin" is in need of some lube, be it jerking the girth or playing hide the bishop... The best way to cure a squeeky dolphin is spit on it....