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Squeaky McSqueakers

Term coined to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, intentionally ignorant and - most importantly - squeaky of voice. So squeaky, in fact, you can probably hear them several rooms away (or they're so annoying, you'd CLAIM to anyway).
"Oh, God, not Squeaky McSqueakers again! He/She really makes me just wanna...ARGH!"

Squeaky Seesaw 

A variant of the Eiffel Tower, instead of high fiving over the bitch, you both roll in opposite directions causing her to flip onto her back, after which you alternate thrusts, much like you alternate moving on a seesaw.
Our teacher was such a TILF, me and my friend absolutely had to bend her over and give her a squeaky seesaw in the middle of class.

Squeaky Dolphin 

When you are doing a girl doggy, and when she starts to cum and you punch her in the kidney and she 'squeaks' like a dolphin while you crest your bigO. Usually followed by a Dirty Sanchez for good measure.
For Melinda and my first time, I waited till was cumming and then gave her a squeaky dolphin; and to make it even more special, i gave her a side of dirty sanchez. We don't date anymore and the doctor says i can go to solid food next week after i get my jaw unwired from her donkey punch.
Squeaky Dolphin by w1cky August 13, 2004

Squeaky Tampon

When a chick leaves a tampon in during any activity that results in an orgasm, usually resulting in a sqeak caused by the escaping of the air that built up during the arousal process.
My girlfriend totally landed a loud squeaky tampon the other night.
Squeaky Tampon by andijane October 3, 2005

Squeaky Dolphin 

Related to flogging the dolphin... Squeeky Dolphin refers to a number of situations where your " dolphin" is in need of some lube, be it jerking the girth or playing hide the bishop... The best way to cure a squeeky dolphin is spit on it....
I was trying to be quit when I jacked off but my squeaky dolphin made it almost impossible.
Squeaky Dolphin by Bassbones August 28, 2006

Squeaky Cheeze 

Damn, that bitch is squeaky cheeze like a mother fucker! When she walks I can hear the fat clap!