Squizz

The act of cumming (jizzing) and squirting at the same time.

Yeah man, I squizzed all over that chick last night

by screwit. September 24, 2011

squizza

Small ginger girl with attitude. Squirrel like in persona and activity.

Hey squizza - do you want some nuts?

by Honas February 6, 2010

squizzard

a shat

Adam Morse ate a big burger basket at friendlys and layed a two foot squizzard
lil' mwssy lil' sloppy

by the shit March 19, 2003

squizzum

Squizzum (n): 1) the desolate, bittersweet remains of the bottom of a beer; 2) the bottom inch of spittle in a coke can

Background: Comes from that latin Squi- meaning bitterness and then snoop dogg's -um added to every word to make it fly

I was madnessing when I discovered that the only drink left was a squizzum.

by Dave November 1, 2004

Squizzler

Noun - The mark left on a man's penis after being bitten by a squid during intercourse with a woman who is secretly hiding a squid in a place where no squid should dwell. (normally given negative connotation)

Ugh.... I got a pretty bad squizzler last night. I should have never had sex with that mermaid.

by The Sneaky Spoon December 2, 2010

Squizzy

An absolute sick cunt..
Best bloke to be around and will put a tab on at the bar if asked…
If you know one… keep him close as he will never do you wrong.

Squizzy… he’s the man

by Littlemoot September 26, 2021

squizzle

To sneakily let go of a fart that requires a bit of effort to let out, and then the u play it all innocent.

Arr harry i herd u squizzle that one out, dont try to keep a straight face!

by [Harry^Hardcore) January 29, 2005