squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!

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by thecunteater June 28, 2010

squatch

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.

ugggghhh breh I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch a brewin

by Houston meza December 26, 2013

Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 3, 2011

Squatch

A large bearded man, resembling a Sasquatch, native to northern California. Their mouths are notorious for being reminiscent of Greek vaginas.

I'd like to fuck that Squatch in the mouth.

by Quangola May 2, 2006

crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009

squatching

A cross between squeezing and scratching. A squeeze that involves the fingernails in a scratching action.

Stop squatching my arm - it hurts!

by Susnaf January 7, 2008

squatch

The amount of wrapper and plate build-up after you smoke.

That's a nice squatch you have on your coffee table.

by cag3287 November 5, 2010