Squishy penis

a less aggressive way of saying soft cock

Your mate is a squishy penis

by Ranga696969 May 2, 2019

squishy du

This is a sex position.

It it when the man takes a dump in the woman's mouth and squishes it around with his penis

Guy: Damn babe, do you want to squishy du with me?
Girl: sure

by Twistifer April 27, 2019

SquishyJ

Formerly known as "SquishyJelly" by his peers, SquishyJ is a wholesome charismatic lovable gay Daily Chatter, who brings smiles to all those he encounters. Most notorious for his series "Lalaland" a series of Geometry Dash levels in which multiple Daily Chatters collaborate to make a fun product.

"Hohoho Lalaland by SquishyJ should get rated"

by o0LilAce0o February 15, 2021

dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010

spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014

dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.

Oh my squash!! I squashed my squash!

by TsideApe August 29, 2013