squinties

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.

'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"

by kt rix June 23, 2007

SQUANT

A sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.

A Rod swings at the ball and the Ump screams: "Strike 3!"
Me:"SQUANT!!!!"

Video Game Voice: "You lose. Game Over."
Me: "SQUANT!"

Kevin:"Dude I can't find my TV remote anywhere."
Me: "SQUANT!"

A.P.: "She never called me back."
Me: "Haha, SQUANT!!!"

Zuphlas: "Dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he's a Warrior."
Me: "Lol, SQUANT!!!"

by JUFIUS September 9, 2010

squinty day

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

squinty clint

When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.

I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.

by craig_s August 10, 2014

squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

The Squinty Dutchman

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.

Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

by HulkTits March 29, 2010

Squantch-Nugget

When the squantch or vagina juice hardens into a ball. Usually a douche is required to fix the problem.

Insult: You Squantch-Nugget!

by Tyler March 10, 2004