The Red Squadron

A sexual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. The female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. One at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their penis inside of the woman's vagina (Not unlike the land shark). The first man to successfully land inside of the woman's vagina then yells "Red Five standing by!" While the rest of the men look on with blue balls.

Man: Hey, I was thinking about having the guys over. We could mix things up, you know? We could try The Red Squadron?

Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

squadder

A member of a squad.

There's 25 riot squadders getting ready to break up that rally.

by calf85 September 16, 2008

Squager

Squager(sgua-gur): Someone who tries to suck their own penis.

-Hey have you ever tried to suck your own dick?
-Hell no! You fuckin' squager!

by Timmah!! December 12, 2008

Squadela

The sound you make when you cum in a girls armpit.

"Dude I squadela'd so loud last night when I came in Cindy's armpit I almost woke up her Dad."

by PerogiXW May 30, 2009

squander

the bone above your ass crack

that squander of yours is by far the sharpest i have seen

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

squadette

a word used for an older girl that you go on church trips with

the squadette and I went to haiti

by whooooCares? February 21, 2011

Squadron of Vaginas

A large amount of vaginas.

Dude 1: I hope you get a Squadron of Vaginas tonight.

Dude 2: Alright man, you have fun watching the rest of Star Wars.

by /b/lake June 24, 2010