Spliggerydoon

To spliggerydoon:
To remove and attack a victim with his/her own testicles.

Gabe: Yo Isaak, Cass got spliggerydooned
Isaak: I thought he was castrated already
Gabe: Well he is now

by Chipotle_Employee January 15, 2023

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Jerry Springer limit

(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.

Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.

by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011

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Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

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The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.

Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.

by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017

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spiggerew

a mix of spic, nigger, and jew
Spiggerew

Used only by the finest asshats in the world

Aiiyo shorty, dat mans a spiggerew

daaaamn, that spiggerews godda fyn behind

by Cracka white kid boi 42069 June 8, 2004

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Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.

While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!

by Panty Thief November 3, 2008

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