The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

spluke

Characterized as a small hobbit-like creature who thrives in small groups of sea urchins. Often very irritating to be around for more than a few minutes, respects the commonwealth.

Oh man, I just cannot get AWAY from him, hes such a spluke.

by LessonMaster November 20, 2010

slude

a slutty prude

a girl who hooks up a lot but doesn't have sex.

by slu-dog October 9, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

splode

v. To experience a voluminous, high pressure (generally male) orgasm.

After she gargled my balls and hoovered my johnson for a half-hour, I splode all over her face.

by Watermelon Boy March 28, 2009

splud

An old British exclamation. A shortening of "god's blood." Similar to streuth which is an abbreviation of "god's truth."

Oh splud I just shot my brother!

by patchinindia March 5, 2009

splidendish

descriptive split ends word... to describe someone with split ends

mitchell pigeon, patricio rodriguez, brandon lindemoen... all have hair that has split ends...
me: dude ur hair is so splidendish!
them: o yea thanks
me: do u consider split ends a good thing?
them: huh?
sentence: Mitchell, Patricio, and Brandon all have very splidedish hair.

by moosegalsixteen April 16, 2008