Sploded

To get as high as humanly possible,
to ender so much THC that your mind is in an alternate state

After this bag we are so gonna be sploded!!!

While smoking in our car we got sploded.

by Pookie420 May 1, 2009

Splotter

When you get sperm all over your face and have someone lick it clean off.

Man, I was having sex with my boyfriend last nite and totally got cum all over my face then my girlfriend licked it off, orgasmic, what a splotter

by asian inductee June 6, 2010

spooter

To be with or without pants, preferrably without... definitely no pants. (see pance)

toadly spooter (see toadly)

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

Sploge

1. Sperm

2. Thrown Frozen Yogurt

3. The Gunk You Get In Your Eyes When Waking Up

4. A Indescribable Mess

1. Yo I covered that chick in my sploge.

2. I went sploging yesterday out of my friends car.

3. When I wake up i wipe the sploge from my eyes.

4. I walking into the house and it was sploge.

by JohnOrGod4Short April 25, 2010

Salote

The dumbest but the baddest bitch. She's always starting trouble where ever she goes, but somehow always wins.

Person 1: I paid that bitch Salote to do my homework, she didn't even do it!
Person 2: What a dumb cunt.
Salote: HEY! WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME HUH!??? HUH!?!?!?! SUCK MY BOO-HOLE BITCH!!!

by Illinoise May 16, 2019

Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.

John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.

by Fraddence December 9, 2012