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Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!
by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009
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Splother

noun. music definition
1. a service where music supervisors and brand managers can select the best independent music for sync licensing or sponsorship and design a one-stop license, providing a simple, click to pay solution

2. a subscription-based platform where qualified independent musicians, including songwriters and developing artists, can showcase images and music

3. virtual Artist and Repertoire (A&R) service--Let your music work for you, Globally - 24/7, compose a piece upload to Splother, go to sleep, on tour, go on with your life all while your music is available for global sync licensing and product development.
Have you tried Splother? It's simple and amazing.
by mvpc March 13, 2012
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Sploot

Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.
OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.
by Mond and Morley January 7, 2008
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Nucala-splosion

another funkyp way of saying Nucular Explosion
Phil ran into that dude and said, "Nucala-splosion!!!" as he pushed Daniel on his ass.
by funkyp56 December 29, 2008
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splosh

Slang for tea in the UK, primarily London.

Variations;

Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.

Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).
'Oooh, I'd love a nice cuppa splosh'

'Fancy a cup of splosh?'

'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'
by 5t3IIa July 28, 2008
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Sploot Jootin

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."
by gener October 29, 2003
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Splot

The off-white, crusty stain left behind on a material from contact with semen.
I spilled a little after yanking the chain and it left a splot on my bed.
by a questionable abortion April 4, 2015
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