When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.
by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008
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Get the splunch mug.A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.
by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009
Get the splunch mug.It is a kind of guy that is just about flawless. A guy that is unbelievably sweet, who will go to extreme lengths to make a girl feel loved. A guy that is crazily cute, so cute he can melt your heart with one smile. With eyes, that make your stomach jump when you look at them. A sponcho is a guy that is naturally good at everything. (Which can be very annoying at times). He is also a person who stutters quite frequently, and drags their feet when they walk. Also, a guy who is not always the smoothest... He has smooth moments, but un-smooth moments too. Which is cute in his own way. A guy who is indescribable, original, loving, and all around pretty amazing. If you find a sponcho... make sure to never let him go.
little girl- When i grow up i'm going to be a princess!
mom- Are you going to marry a prince charming?
little girl- forget that! i want to marry a sponcho!
mom- Are you going to marry a prince charming?
little girl- forget that! i want to marry a sponcho!
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Get the Splooch mug.A person who never gets to the point. Who just drags it on and on and interrupts them selves constantly.
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