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Sphincter Rub

1) A delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in anal drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently massages his or her arsehole to stimulate, making small circular motions. Lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.
Steve: So, you tried anal with Maggy?
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.
by Snipediddy September 8, 2005
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Sphinctitus

<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.
People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.
by Maccmedia December 9, 2008
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sphinkitus

a condition of the sphincter / anus that is cause by eating spicy fast food. The symptoms are. A large amount of gas, very smelly farts, runny stool and can be accompanied by pain.
Person 1: what is that smell?. person 2: I just went to "el chepo Taco". I devoloped sphinkitus!
by Faltulus Maxumus May 20, 2009
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Sphincter Surfing

When a man puts his hard cock in another persons anus and fucks it without going too far into the rectum so as to surf the anal sphincter.
Sphincter surfing works best when the penis is pulled out of the anus then put back in again repeatedly in fast succession.
by Dontbeusinyourrealname November 29, 2010
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splinxit

A massive simp for girls usually starting with A, S, or I. Sweaty try hard who screams a lot usually with the name of Antonio or Anthony.
Man he is so much like splinxit just he's not a SIMP and is actually good at the GAME
by InfernoAnt69 April 5, 2021
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Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.
I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.
by Wes L November 12, 2005
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Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"
Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.
by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009
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