Speedelcoup

A rare disorder currently being researched at the university college of choditis. The disease is a cause of circling a tree 64 times in an attempt to lick a cavity, however, it causes inflamation of the japseye and changes magnets into corn dogs within a proximity of 12metres!

Cobra 2, airborne to departures?

SHIT, my nan fell off!!!

FUCK, I have Speedlecoup!?

by Jono Green February 3, 2005

speedrun me

Often used in sexual intercourse. If a girl says this to you, she is most definitely a gamer, and wants you to fuck her as fast as possible.

Chloe looked up at Jake as he fucked her hard, and made out "Oooh, speedrun me!~"

by Ps3luver September 29, 2013

speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.

I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021

speedration

The act of hydrating oneself in a very timely manner.

After an intense round of squash, Kate knew she would have to do some serious speedration in order to ready herself for hot yoga.

by PlantBetPeoples March 28, 2017

Speedier

some dude on discord that reads dirty fanfics for a living

"Stop reading so many fanfics you're turning into Speedier."

by RaDi45 August 8, 2019

speedorino

Someone incredibly fast.

Man, that speedrunner is quite the speedorino!

by Duke Potato February 3, 2020