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Spear Goblins 

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.
Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
Spear Goblins by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022
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spear princess 

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.
Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”
spear princess by Aladeen21 May 21, 2023

spear princess 

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.
Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”
spear princess by Aladeen21 May 21, 2023

Spear Goblin Spam 

A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.
Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?
Spear Goblin Spam by unused username February 14, 2024

Spear Wife 

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.

2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
Spear Wife by IronMikey August 12, 2025

Spear Cleaner

A women who is a pro at giving blow jobs.
Im headed to the club to pay a professional spear cleaner. Im giving my girl the night off, she deserves it.
Spear Cleaner by Bred4Battle October 16, 2025

Tongue Spear 

Inserting one's tongue into a cute girl's anatomy, typically the butthole.
Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!
Tongue Spear by jmad January 7, 2013