Spannerface

If someone is said to have a spanner face, normally a man saying this about a woman it means she has the kind of face that's causes his nuts to tighten..

Spanner..... Face... Get it? Basically you're hot and you turn them on ;)

"Woah look at that girl she's a total Spannerface!"

- "what she has a face like a spanner?"
"No mate! Her face is so hot my nuts are tightening."
-"Oh! Cos spanners tighten nuts!! Ha good one!"

--- Classic example :D ---

by benfranklyn August 27, 2013

YouTube Spanner

Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.

Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner

by JEWROFOSHO October 18, 2008

Jam spanner

Noun, description of penis erect.

I used my jam spanner on her, sweet!

by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010

Spanner Rash

"Spanner rash" is a UK term given to the cuts, bruises, blisters and other wounds you can get from working on the insides of a car, (a spanner is an English word for a wrench).

A mechanic would usually get spanner rash.

Changing the exhaust gave me terrible spanner rash.

by Ultim@te ED February 27, 2008

Spayed

Neutered

Your dog humped my leg and I noticed he hasn't been spayed.

by Fly Boy Coop January 19, 2009

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.

Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.

by Balano June 6, 2005

Spawned out

Old, skin and bones, about to die.

"Have you seen Madonna's latest video? She is looking spawned out."

by AK Irish Gurl January 26, 2013