Hey how was your date?
Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again
Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again
by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021
Get the cum spastic mug.The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
by Cheesus Crust on a Cracker November 14, 2007
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A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.
Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
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Get the spasticulate mug.When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
by Big Dick Mel July 9, 2011
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