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Slamesh

An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!
by Mr Meticulous November 9, 2010
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jack of spades

Jack of spades is were bi or gay white men only date black men. It's the bi/ gay white male's version of the queen of spades. They both represent how white women and white men exclusively date only black men.
He only dates black men, he must be a jack of spades.
by white4bbc4life October 2, 2013
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Spaceship

When you are in a relationship but you haven't had sex yet. Figuratively, it's that space between you and your partner.
Mark: "I don't know why she keeps denying me all the time."
Dickson: "Brother, you've got two choices. You either get off this spaceship or wait until you reach your destination!"
by ProfessorKraken February 26, 2018
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Queen of Spades

The playing cards symbol usually with a 'Q' above or inside. It connotes white women with a sexual preference for black men. It can be seen on tee shirts or even as a tatoo. Also a way for a white woman to let potential black lovers know she is available.
"Did you see her queen of spades?" You know what SHE"S into!"
by Judy D. April 10, 2006
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Mexican Spaceship

Construction site bathroom, also known as a "blue house" or port-a-john.
The laborer had too many tacos the nite before so he relieved himself in the Mexican Spaceship.
by Boss June 18, 2006
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Siamese scream

1) A conjoined pair yelling simultaneously
2) (Colloq.) An occurance which is oft considered the apex of romantic pleasure, known in the medical parlance as a "simultaneous orgasm", in which both partners attain climax at the same moment. (From Siamese twins, referrencing the paired screaming and physical interconnectedness)
"How was your date?" Kathryn asked. "Oh!" Julie replied, "It was fabulous! We started the night with coffee, and ended it with a Siamese scream."
by Earnest June 26, 2006
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