swaking

Using someones swag as if it where your own. Hawking someones swag without permission.

Gary likes to use the word sauce when gaming the ladies. Then all the sudden his friend John starts using the same tactic. John is swaking on Gary's swag, by using the term sauce regularly when gaming the ladies.

by Gwat September 16, 2011

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

shaking the shark

Term for masturbation

Guy: What did you do yesterday?

Guy 2: I was shaking the shark, it went everywhere.

by Drows Trebor December 17, 2007

Speaking in questions

"Speaking in questions" is the annoying habit, in spoken English, where one (typically a woman) inflects (raises) her voice at the end of a sentence, as if she were asking a question.

It generally means that she is not sure about what she is saying.

Terri: I find it hard to believe that you find my speaking habits annoying?

Jim: Yes, I do.

Terri: I have doubts about the future of our relationship? It is as if you don't care?

Jim: Duh. Maybe you should stop speaking in questions.

by Mott_the_Hoople February 25, 2011

David Spading

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.

When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.

by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020

the cockhole is not for speaking

"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...

Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....

by tex WHITE November 27, 2019

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

by psiscott April 27, 2006