Soviet Efficiency

A parody word of the way the soviet union operated usually very inefficiently because of sprawling beauocratic morasses. Also refers to systems that operate very poorly because of increased and unnecessary beauocracy.
In my home town the buses don't run on time because of the copious amount of beaurocracy involved in something called "the regional transport authority", they actually have a group of people who's sole purpose is to read out street names for the bus drivers!!!, In the soviet union anyone who wanted a job was usually given one....eventually when his "file" made it's way through the chain of beauocracy to the appropriate fielding office, in one case a man actually had a job watching cans though other positions needed filling the beauocrats made no effort to appropriately position him and invented a new job title, completely irrelevant of his actual skills.
by Conserfatife October 07, 2004
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Soviet Union

If america invaded russia during the cold war, they would give the russians democracy.

If russia invaded america during the cold war, they would give the americans standardized health care, and affordable housing.
UN Diplomat: Soviet Union, we thought you guys broke up years ago...

Russian Diplomat: That is what we wanted you to think!
by Field Marshal June 29, 2005
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soviet union

A country formed in the 1920's under a man named Lenin. Would probally would have been a good country and had a moderate communistic economy but Stalin shattered thoses dreams. Stalin killed any person who disagreed or threw them in jail. One of the major reasons why WWII was won was the Soviet Union. The, comited a small anti-semitic genocide after WWII. Also turned nearly evry nation he conqored into a communist nation like the Soviet Union. It was like living in Nazi Germany except a diferent ruler (Stalin) and a different economy (communism). Thank god he died in the 1950's. Later, because of Satlin, it became the new enemy of the West, until the 1980's when the Soviet union collapsed. If the Soviet Union lasted under Lenin longer or Satlin did not come into power, this nation could have been maybe even a good ally of the west.Just a note, i am NOT a communist. I am just interperting history the way i see it and a making hypothisis.
The Soviet Union produced one of the best tanks of WWII, the T-34.
by GeneralSJC December 27, 2006
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soviet union

The Soviet Union was the vile nation that was ruled by a monster named Josef Stalin. They slaughtered more people than the Nazis did, and preformed unethical and cruel tests on innocent people. The Soviets spread the idealism of communism, which simply destroyed peoples' lives instead of helping them. I am glad that the Soviet Union is no more.
by TsarNikolayTheThirdofRussia September 27, 2015
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Secret soviet

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!
Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.
by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021
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Soviet Liberal

A person who strives for equality, justice and liberty for the collective world as a whole whilst noting the problems and decadence of Socialism, the free market and Capitalism throughout history.

They would believe that the world must unite together to build a better, clean and trustworthy society with emphasis on globalism on a socialist scale.

This person is nor a Communist, nor a Capitalist but is usually found in the political Center.
" Did ya hear about Artie? "
" What about the dirty commie? "
" Nah bro, he's a Soviet Liberal now. You know how he is about 'BeInG fAiR uNdEr A fReE mArKeT'. "
by Zoxz March 16, 2019
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