Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..
Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!
by GGGuni April 30, 2014
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Sort your head out

Usually used by Merthyr chavs, when arguing or having “banter” pronounced sort-ew-Ed-owt
“Oi son sort your head out”
by Shurup jarjjjj February 18, 2019
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All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.
- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "
by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011
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Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state
Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!
by Comedi October 7, 2006
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mail sorting machines

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020
mugGet the mail sorting machinesmug.
When someone brags about being special,you reply back: Special, as in an educated sort of way? This means they are retarded.
Tammy said she got a raise at work because she was special. I replied back,Special? as in an educated sort of way?
by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010
mugGet the special? As in an educated sort of way?mug.

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