shredling

(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.

"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"

"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."

"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."

by jeblongcock February 7, 2010

Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

by dick4brains November 6, 2011

saredo

Saredo is the best person you will ever meet. She is the best friend u can ever have and a straight up bad bitch! she will protect and defend u and always be ur friend. get u a saredo!

Jayden:Yo my saredo stopped me from getting beat up today
Tanesha: ya everyone should get a saredo i love her sm!

by taneshaissaredosbestfriend March 7, 2018

crazy ass shredders

a person that plays guitar extremly fast extremly well.
they use many neo classical sound scales like difrent types of major and minor.
They also use many sweep picking techniques

Lorenzo and Dalton are both crazy ass shredders, but Dalton is better.

by superfuckingduperinfixbisnatch November 4, 2006

Shredder

*Real name "Oroku Saki", he is the Ninja Turtles' arch-nemesis. Generally described as a man wearing Japanese-esque armor with blades on the wrist-plates, shoulder-plates, shin-plates, and the symbol claw-like blade across his cranium.

"Shredder is cool unless you learned the truth about him in the current TMNT series."
-me

by Dave January 17, 2005

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Pussy Shredder

A truely skilled man, who can do some serious damage on a woman's vagina, usually making her unable to walk, breath, or get the same satisfaction again

"Babe, before we do the dirty on your parents bed, you should know that im a natural and licensed Pussy Shredder"

by alexthepussshredder69 January 24, 2011