somnambulist

a zombified oblivious-to-the-world person - walking through life being a pwn to everyone else

see: naive and ignorant

Zack, being the somnambulist he is, voted for the candidate because his slogan was neat.

by amindwar December 8, 2003

Sonia Gandhi

Wife of son of daughter of India's first Prime Minister, all of whom were in the Indian National Congress political party.

Born in Italy. Met her future husband in Cambridge, UK.

Eventually went on to become the president of the Indian National Congress (after assassination of her husband Rajiv Gandhi, former president of INC, who was son of Indira Gandhi, former president of INC, who was daughter of Jawaharlal Nehru, former president of INC).

Turned down Prime Ministership when INC won the 2004 Indian general elections. Instead installed her puppet (Dr. Manmohan Singh, who was not even a Member of Parliament initially) as the Prime Minister.

To be succeeded by her son, Rahul Gandhi (because he is her son).

And they all say that India is a democracy... How so, when the current INC president, Sonia Gandhi, continues the long line of dynastic rule in the Indian National Congress?

by Vijay K September 3, 2013

Sonia

A beautiful girl from Portugal who is bilingual, pretty, smart, friendly, charming, and mostly nice. This one is a thin person.

Check out Sonia. Yeah she's beautiful

by anonymous February 13, 2004

sonia

the finest punjabi princess there is. the best girl in the graphic design field. a dangerous shotokan fighter.

that sonia sure looks sexy when she fights. her style is electrifying, like her design skills.

by gregory March 30, 2005

sonia ronia

the intense move performed only by the best in bed mainly named sonia where they climb to the roof and fall on to the cock which then ejactulates all over the female fetus

she really hit the sonia ronia last night

by sonialover69 April 4, 2020

somnambowelism

Somnambowelism is a portmanteau or "frankenword" combination of the words "somnambulism" and "bowel," and it describes the activity of "sleep pooping," or getting up to take a dump in the middle of the night, without partial or total recall of the event the following day. Somnambowelism is not considered to be any more dangerous than normal somnambulism, but it is regarded as markedly more disgusting, potentially vile, and possibly catastrophic to the general cleanliness of your overpriced bed.

Upon realizing he was afflicted with the rare and unfortunate sleep walking disorder sub-classified as somnambowelism, Portnoy, immediately trekked out to Linens and Things and purchased dark brown bedsheets.

by Portnoy October 3, 2005

SOMIA

Somia is an abbreviation for social media. The reasons for choosing Somia are solid. In our routine life we are using facebook, twitter, last.fm, linkedIn, etc. Yet social media is an expanding and fast growing concept, now when we want to write or talk about social media, using it, business on it, social media applications, social media marketing.... it makes life much easier to say, write, read and think "somia" instead on social media. somia is a word that has no definition in major languages, except in a rare medical term. Plus somia can be pronounced smoothly in different languages and accents therefore it's easily acceptable by people. there is a blog to follow updates on this word as well. better to use and spread "somia" and you can also google it to find more information.

"Somia marketing" instead of social media marketing
"Somia apps" instead of social media apps
"Somia expert" instead of social media expert

by Prixma October 20, 2012