slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

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julien solomita

Awesome vlogging youtuber who is currently dating Jenna Marbles. He co-hosts the Jenna&Julien podcast and has an Italian greyhound name Peach(nicknamed Paesh). He and Jenna live together with their dogs Peach, Kermit, and Mr. Marbles. The recent addition was their hamster named Ad. When he was a child he saved his family by putting out a fire that was started by a teapot on the stove.

Remember when Julien Solomita bragged about 20/20 vision? Yeah he needs glasses now.

by Chrissnicc May 22, 2017

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Salami Badger

A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.

Salami (often used as a word for penis)

Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)

Salami Badger

"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"

by Rfish June 28, 2012

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Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

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Soláni

Soláni is a beautiful human being. Physically, Mentally, and Spiritually. She always wants the best for the ones around her and will cheer them on and help them out as much as she can until she can celebrate with them for meeting their best selves. Her aura is so gorgeous that nobody can help but to love her. She has great fashion sense and she’s super funny. Don’t get on her bad side though! She’s all bite with no bark as a warning.

Person 1: Yo, who’s shorty over there with the pretty smile?
Person 2: That’s Soláni’s fine ass.

by Anti-Homophobic November 26, 2021

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