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Socialism

Socialism is when the government does stuff. And it's more socialism the more stuff it does. And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's communism.
Russians: Hey Karl Marx what's these new ideologies you've been creating?
Karl Marx: Socialism is when the government does stuff. And it's more socialism the more stuff it does. And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's communism.
by Maisonave September 29, 2020
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Socialist Radical Leftists

What cheetoes call what we normal people call democrats.
Why can't Donny just say "Democrat" like a normal person and stop with the "Socialist Radical Leftists"?
by Yeet_The_Rich_123 October 18, 2020
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Socialisht

All of the socialism with none of the benefits. Poorly run society which take all of the resources and fails in its mission to distribute them fairly, if at all.

LARPs as though there is a free market; capitalist in name only.
“Only getting $600 for Covid stimulus is some socialisht bullshit.”
by HeartMilker February 17, 2021
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Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.
"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.
by Oal3000 February 18, 2021
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Ho'socializing

1) Generally what pimps tell their Hos not to do on their off time. On-the-clock ho-like behavior.

2) A term directed towards a female who is doing some ho-like socializing (or male socializing with Hos)
1) Bitch, you better not be out ho'socializing while I'm doing my time!

2) Yeah, I just saw Jenna at the bar ... she was doing some serious ho'socializing.
by #magichands June 16, 2012
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Champaign Socialist

A person who espouses socialist ideals while enjoying a wealthy and luxurious lifestyle usually on their parents dime in a gentrified area. Will often use dog whisltes such as "low info" to talk about minorities who don't worship Bernie Sanders.
Leave it to champaign socialists to try and turn BLM about anything other than race. Did they miss the "Black" part of it?
by Bernie'sRapeEssay July 31, 2020
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Twitter socialist

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
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