soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

soccer

the incorrect way to say football

it’s called football everywhere, not soccer

by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021

soccer

Though the worlds most popular sport, its fucking gay...Yeh it takes skill and you need shape but since im from canada theres no contact. I couldnt play a game with no contact and im not saying i like american football. Hockey and lacrosse, takes skill, you cant be fat, need to be in shape. But other sports(excluding soccer) doesnt take acting classes for getting tapped and going down like they got shot. TOUGHEN UP YOU FUCKING SOCCER PUSSIES

Lacrosse:fastest game on 2 feet
Soccer: ACTING

by lipzororororo September 11, 2007

soccer

known by the whole world (except the USA) as football, but that name is also being used for s****y american footbal which is only played in america, hmmm wonder why?
Americans hate soccer because you can't but adverts on every 10 minutes during a game and because it takes talent to play unlike american football which only requires you to know how to order mcdonalds.

English guy: wanna play soccer?
American guy: nah i just wanna eat my big mac
English guy: thats your 10th today!
American Guy: i'm tryin to join the american football team.

by badger-man June 20, 2007

soccer

the sport European women invented to keep them busy while their husbands made them dinner

soccer riots totally rule

by alec81484 October 26, 2004

soccer

Soccer is a 'sport' in it's loosest sense, where between 10 and 22 she-men nancy around a pitch, randomly falling over and messing up their prissy haircuts. Homosexuality is rife in the sport, and many professionals are technically retarded (listen to an interview and you'll understand).

Many footballers go on to have jobs as taxi drivers or alcoholics. Footballers tend to stay away from rugby players because they are smaller, less intelligent and are generally in awe of the 'bigger boys'.

Most fans are thugs that posture at each other, shout obscenities and generally look like prats. They are often characterised by string vests, tattoos and body odour. Their typical IQ of 7 is also a good indication.

Football fans tend not to have sex with the opposite sex very often as they are (on average) repulsive creatures.

Soccer Fan 1: 'I support Arsenal'
Soccer Fan 2: 'I support Chelsea'

Huge windmilling fight ensues, causing international coverage and a general acceptance that all football fans are yobs with low skilled jobs.

by offside7 March 8, 2007

soccer

A word commonly used in times of confusion.

Also a sport...i think???...

Johnny:soccer!?.....

Dad:GOD DAMN IT JOHNNY!!!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO SAY NO MORE
SOCCER!!!

Johnny:eh...eh...eh...s..acc..er...

Dad:GOD DAMN IT!!!SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!
(*beat,beat*)

Johnny:eh..eh...eh....sucki,sucki....

Dad:ehm..eh..(looks around)....well just this once....

by imabox December 28, 2005