white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.

Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"

by Mike G.....///.... October 10, 2010

clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005

Snorkeling

When one person grabs a guys foreskin and pulls it tight and then blows into it quickly. This act pushes air under the skin so it is blown up quickly like a balloon.
Called snorkeling as air can get into the blood stream and give you a dizzy spell.

"I got the bends last night after my girlfriend went snorkeling"

by KlaytonG October 04, 2007

beer snorkel

Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar to a bottle bong but uses a standard bendy-straw.

Blake... that beer snorkel f*cked me up.

by misterree April 27, 2008

Dorkel Snorkel

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.

She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

by Dr. O'Brien November 03, 2006

Giff snorkel

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.

Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.

by Great snot 87 January 26, 2016

Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 02, 2010